I went to a very fancy bar/restaurant Thursday night. Being so fancy, I assumed there would be no problem getting a Campari... still have a restless stomach you see. However, said fancy bar had no idea what I was talking about, neither could my Spanish translator make them understand. The place had all their liquor bottles UNDER the bar, so pointing was impossible.

Looking for something on YouTube today I came across part of this song... a YouTube poster was nice enough to promptly send me the link to the original.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campari